Friday, May 25, 2007

Bush waves off bird's dirty bomb

From the Guardian Newsblog:

An unexpected visitor dropped by the White House's Rose Garden yesterday to offer a crude yet succint opinion of George Bush by relieving itself on the president's sleeve while he was addressing reporters.

Ever the urbane sophisticate, Bush merely noted the deposit and wiped it into his sleeve with his bare hand without breaking stride, breath or his assault on the record for mentioning al-Qaida the most times in one briefing.